10. You're caught chanting "slow-quick-quick...slow-quick-quick..."

9. Your knuckles look like the rest of you is about to fall out of an airplane

8. If your eyes were any bigger, they would be considered for the headlights of the next Alero

7. You look like you just had a bath in starch

6. You and your dance partner haven't spoken to each other in 4 years

5. You're STILL mumbling "2-3-4...2-3-4..."

4. You're sporting a permanent grin that puts a zombie to shame

3. You had an offer to be one of the contestants at the next Wrestlemania

2. You're continously apologizing, "Sorry, hon, sorry, hon" while stepping on toes

...and the number one sign that you need to relax while dancing is... (drumroll, please):

1. Your partner sports permanent fingerprint tatoes on her arm.